Dear Sirs & Ladies,

Greetings from down south; south as in Covina, a small residential community just a stones skip from L.A. My name is Dean Dempsey, and I gotta tell you kindly folks that I'm as happy as a lone condom at a Viagra festival!! Please allow me a moment of your valuable time in praise of your EXCELLENT products, that I liken to the champagne of wood fit-it elixirs. I live in a twenty year old condo, that for the past eighteen months I have been as busy as a one armed florist on Valentine's Day in the COMPLETE remodel of the unit. Being an avid idiot, er, I mean do-it yourself kind of guy, I have adorned the condo with fresh paint throughout, extensive brickwork in the kitchen and dining area, new door mouldings, along with approximately 700 (count em') square feet of really dandy ceramic flooring, & polished oak wood entryways into the bedrooms; not to mention a host of pesky plumbing and electrical projects.....I groaned like a red headed foster child on adoption day in knowing the task before me in refinishing of ALL of the kitchen cabinets. Cabinets that had the appearance and enticement of a okra and powdered sugar pizza. Then like a cop at a hooker's convention, I discovered HOWARD's "Restor-A-Finish" ...... Being a doubting Thomas and skeptic, I mulled the decision of parting with my green, for what I imagined a weak band-aid for truly wounded cabinets. Ten minuted later I was in the check out line with a can of Walnut shade Restor-A-Finish firmly in my grasp, while I was ALREADY pondering the wording in writing for a refund. As dumb as a bag full of hammers, I was WRONG! Following the simple directions on the can, an activity that I seldom do, I was quick to discover that the cabinets were actually made out of wood, and not scratches, fades, water marks and a host of other twenty years of use blemishes. Realizing the improvement, I began working at an Indy 500 speed, and a short two hours later the checkered flag dropped to the MOST BEAUTIFUL & GLEAMING CABINETS OF LUSTER to be found in Covina. Your products did EVERYTHING that reads on the can, and then some! It's as easy to use as a fork on Thanksgiving, and efficient as an IRS in it's spread and penetration. I wish that you could have pictured the before and after re-sults, but if you can imagine a dirty diaper transformed into a Spring daffodil, well then, that's a conservative image of the metamorphosis that my cabinets have undergone in the welcome bathing of "Restor-A-Finish". Like an Info-Mercial: "But Wait! There's More!"........ Do you wonderful folks at Howard's, or possibly Howard himself, possess top secret ingredient recipes? You must, because your "Feed-N-Wax" is unlike any product I have ever used, and it was just the fodder to bring out the rich sheen of the wood grain in my cabinets. The cabinets do not look new, THEY LOOK BETTER THAN NEW!!, and they are the talk of the condo complex. "Feed-N-Wax" is the best thing since Lovemaking, well, almost; yet it is easier to enjoy than the disappointments of dating. In closing, I have a small favor to ask of you if I may? Would you be kind enough to send me a listing of all of your products, so that when the future needs arrive, like a teenager with pimples they will, I can be confident in knowing that I am purchasing the best product on the globe to aid me with my chores and labor of home improvement. Thank-You! I salute you all, and offer a Covina style two thumbs up for your marvelous products. Many Thanks!

KEEP ON KEEPING ON, HOWARD!

Best Regards,

Dean Dempsey